How to spot the single and DESPERATE people at a party

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Desperation – it’s probably the biggest turn off of all but lets face it-  there are plenty of desperate men and more than just a few desperate women out there… worst of all, they all seem to come out on Valentine’s day!

As the DJ of Singapore’s hottest singles party; Valentine Vendetta, I’m here to help you spot the desperados from the bone-fide hotties 😉

 

 

Here’s the criteria that we; with almost a decade of experience hosting
Singapore’s hottest parties, use:

 

How to spot desperate guys!

 

 

SYMPTOM 1 – OTT SYNDROME.

That’s right anything Over The Top. The thing about desperate guys is that they can’t help showing off. So if he’s super eager to flash his ultra-platinum card, talks too loudly about the Ferrari he probably doesn’t have, or is flipping hand stands on the dance floor when everyone else is just grooving – he’s probably desperate.

 

SYMPTOM 2- SNEAKY SNEAKY.

That’s the old male lizard brain- you know, when you’re on the dance floor with your girl friends and a single guy just keeps edging towards you. So close… his over-large gyrations are getting in your way – that’s the sneaky snake trying to sneak his way into your attention.

 

SYMPTOM 3- STARE GAZER .

Men stare and desperate men stare A LOT. If his eyes are roving from one group of girls to another, and he can’t keep his eyes on your eyes-   you know where else he’s looking at. There’s no need to triple guess, he’s desperate.

 

SYMPTOM 4- GREASED FRIGHTENING.

It’s cliche, but it still holds true- desperate men are greasy. Because desperate men are insecure, they rely on massive amounts of hair gel to compensate. In the heat of the dance floor, this gel will melt, creating the oil slick on top of the head look. To top it off, desperate men are nervous! So they tend to sweat more and get a particularly unpleasant generally oily sheen. If they “shine”, they are probably desperate too.

 

 

While we are all familiar with wolf packs of desperate men – there are plenty of desperate ladies out there too!!! Here’s our guide to spotting them:

 

 

SYMPTOM 1 – A STATE OF UNDRESS.

Once gain its all about getting attention. I mean there’s nothing wrong with looking sexy, but revealing too much of everything is the typical sign. If there’s far too much on show, and all the flesh isn’t adding to the look – it’s obvious, she’s desperate .

 

 

SYMPTOM 2 DRUNK AND DISORDERLY

Drinking too much, too fast and too early on and doing everything they can to look more available. You know I’m falling over you because im soo sooo druuunk. That’s a classic sign.

 

 

SYMPTOM 3 – SILENT STALKER

While Over The Top behaviour is a classic sign, in women though, desperation can take a more subtle form. A shy, desperate girl will often follow the object of their affection around. They will stare with wide goggly eyes but look away when you look at them. You’ll bump into them again and again – when you’ve gone out for a smoke, as you come out of the gents. They are too shy to make a move but desperate for you to notice them.

 

 

SYMPTOM 4 – RUNNING TO THE LADIES ROOM

Desperate girls just aren’t confident about the way they look. So they will not only cake on make up, they will run to the ladies room every few mins to make sure they are still looking OK.  If a girl just can’t stop checking her hair and make up, the chances are – she’s DESPERATE.

 

 

And there you have it!~ Now you’re armed with the skill to stay away from any desperado. You’re ready to have fun mingling with the right crowd at Valentine Vendetta – The no.1 Singles Party in Singapore!

 

 

 

PS. I’m GIVING AWAY 10 pairs of tickets to you lucky SINGLE ones to party up
with me at NEW ASIA BAR this Friday, 14th FEB 2014!

 

Event starts from: 7pm TILL 3am!
More details on: https://www.facebook.com/events/703969709647338/
Whoever said Valentine’s Day ain’t for the non-attached people are MISSING OUT. You won’t 😉

 

All you have to do is click on the fb “like”, share this post (tag: OMG Singles Party on Vday with DJ @thydowager) and leave me a comment here with your full name, contact number and email address.

 

Get your friends to join too!!! 10 lucky guys and 10 lucky girls will be selected!

 

**Blow Kisses~ SEE YOU, HOT SINGLES! I’ll be spinning from 11pm to 1am~


 

 

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2 Comments

  1. Goh si Jie nicholas

    February 11, 2014 at 3:29 pm

    9656 6491

  2. Jinal Shah

    February 13, 2014 at 7:11 am

    Hand Phone:- 93794754
    Thanks.. Looking forward to your set tomorrow night..

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