Friday, April 30, 2010

Lady GaGa amputated her leg purely for fashion purposes?!

 

Lady GaGa amputated her leg purely for fashion purposes?!

LOL, how fashionable is that?

People would kill to have their limbs intact and this crazy woman removed it just for fashion?

Tell me this is yet another silly stunt of hers, another trick up on her sleeves.

 

What do you think?

 

Lady GaGa's New Look Includes Leg Amputation

April 24th, 2010

by Rowntree McCartell

 

Lady GaGa is truly dedicated to her new look

 

LOS ANGELES - USA - The bizarre American pop starlet, Lady GaGa,

astounded fans and TV audiences Friday when she announced

that she has had one of her legs amputated below the knee purely for fashion purposes.

The pop singer endured the operation so that she could look increasingly 'different',

and it seems she has achieved her objective.

Her record company even paid for the operation and her new video will showcase the knew image when filming begins in three weeks.
"This is the latest fashion I'm starting and you can see that I'm a world leader when it comes to wacky and weird shit huh.

Next month after I recover from the surgery I hope to have the other leg amputated or maybe my arm,

hmm...which one should I amputate next?" Lady GaGa said on MTV yesterday whilst hopping around the studio.

"Cosmetic Amputation Surgery"
According to pop music experts, Lady GaGa has pioneered a new trend in pop acts who want to cash in on the amputations.

 
"Just think how cool it would be if other mediocre pop acts were to amputate parts of their bodies?

You could have headless wonders singing along to their latest template RnB nonsense drum tracks

or maybe legless fucktard bimbos being ferried around in wheel chairs or makeshift carts.

Personally, I think this new trend is a godsend,

and I'd be first in line to chop off that untalented cunt Robbie Williams' head or how about that awful vulgar tart, Paris Hilton.

I think this GaGa bird is onto something, innit," Ronald Schweiner, a music journalist for Melody Maker remarked.

Veteran pop act, Madonna has already shown an interest in the new craze and has vowed

to have both of her unsightly arms amputated, and in an extra twist, donated to science.

 

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Zouk Awards, celebrating 19 years of age!

Zouk Awards,

celebrating 19 years of age!

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My motive there was to support “knuckles” at his Bread & butter Fashion Show.

But of course, as a loyal member of Zouk, it was only right to be there for this mega celebration:

 

Die die also must go on the stage for a proper picture.

Machiam star awards (We actually took this at the end of the whole event. LOL)

 

My Baby girl was there with me:

 

And the boys too! (Yau went missing while this pic was taken)

 

May the show begin!

 

And there we have, Utt as the Emcee!

The all time- girls’ favourite who is in lack of nothing but height.

 

Zouk was giving out awards like “Favourite night snacks, favourite booze etc.”

And the winner for snacks was none other than cheese sausages!

But the booze was sour plum shooter?

Hmms… I honestly think that apple shooter’s a more deserving winner.

 

But oh well, who cares? It’s time for free sausages and shooters!

 

Back to another dance performance:

 

I have absolutely no idea why but this elderly here won the “Fashion Icon” of Zouk?

HAHAHAHA

 

 

And finally! The highlight of the show, “Bread & Butter!”

Here’s knuckles:

 

Back to our own madness:

 

 

 

Yau and Ethan!

 

And who got us yummy apple shooters?

 

Nat Boy!

 

Slurps!

And yet another James’ attempt to get into our beautiful picture:

 

I like my life, as vibrant as this (:

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