Extreme hilarious absurdity!

I think stalkers/clones are like the relatives of pests and bacterias.
No matter how hard you try, or what you do,
You can never exterminate them all.

Thus i decided not to bother about them,
since they are nonexistent in my life and absolutely inevitable.

Until I received this message,
though i ought to admit that i had received
several similar messages before,
which are relevant to this issue, with regards to other clones,
I was way too lazy to get my hands on the problem.



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http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=40020537



What? My clone tried to cause sow discord between a couple?
Damn! That wasn't just once!
Ok, maybe my clones just love to cause sow discord
and tear couples apart -.-
They must have insane passion and joy in doing that. Zzzz. FCUK.


I was quite free this time.
Thus i've decided to drop a mail to my lovely clone.


The following is the content of the msg:

Holla~
U muz be my mutated twin or my mum must have forgotten
to inform me about any clone of mine.

And i'm afraid but u've got my name wrong?
Peggy aint no ivyy =)

It's either u close this account down,
pull those pics down,
or it's the harsh way out.

I'm gonna carry out legal actions on
your misusage of personal identity
and ruining of individual's reputation.

Were u born without pride or dignity?
Or did your parents give birth to u without any soul or body?

May god bless u
and I hope you can find or retrieve back yourself soon.

Cheerios!
ms'dowager


I must have sounded really nice,
Unless u cant sense my sacarsm in it (:

**Edit edit: Ok, I'm glad she did budge and pulled those pics
of mine down from that shameless account of hers.
Great, and it's none of my concern no more!
She's using others' pics or maybe finally her own?
Who noes? In fact, who cares?


I was so free that I started surfing in google,
sourcing for webs with my name/nicks etc on.
My blog was the first, and then followed by many others.

Then till i came across this web..
HOLLY COW SHITS!!
I even have a taiwan/hongkong or whatever cheena clone!
WOW! HOW COOL IS THAT!
He/she even bothered to translate my years ago's blog entries,
from english to chinese!
EVEN MORE FREE THAN I AM NOW!
I think he/she earn a zillion buckaros
from translating of my pointless entries.
HOW COOL IS THIS SHIT?!
I wish i can do that too!
Maybe he/she is now a zillionaire! Who knows?!
























http://diary.yam.com/match/mydiary/mochii


Then again, they might just be my fans/lovers/admirers/idolizers?
WOOOO! Dream on.
If that's so, WHERES MY FANCLUB?!
Why don't i see it anywhere?!

Yea yea, if u can't sense it again,
I was merely crapping and joking about it.
There's seriously no need for u to start flaming
about this meaningless entry.
Yawns.

Good day!

Recent assignments done

Runway model in korean drama series; Que Sera Sera













I was dressed up in japan's style -.-
Almost similar to what I worn earlier on.
And the koreans went on and on "Cutie girl cutie girl" LOL.
The jacket was way oversized for me and the stylists
had to keep adjusting and adding more and more pins onto it.

I was wondering, why must they insist in me wearing it
when it had to be sucha hassle to fit me well.
Why can't they change another outfit for me?! zzz

It's fascinating to see how the stylists
from korea work differently from sg.
They change for the models, we just gotta stand there.
From head to toes they would do it all.

And every few minutes before you step onto the runway,
they would adjust your outfit, your hair and all,
even though it remains the same.
Seriously, it seemed as if they could earn a zillion buckaros
by doing that shits over and over again.
Treated like a diva?
U bet.
We were practically starving for the entire day
due to the in charge's incapability,
I duno where the hell the so called 60 lunch boxes went to
and I thought i saw those "Extras" munching on them.
The models were complaining all over to their agents.
Luckily our saviour came and brought us burgers.
Models are meant to starve themselves and be anorexic?!
Fcuk u.

Moreover, there was a communication breakdown with the koreans,
its like duck and chicken talk over there.
They don't even understand simple english! LIKE WTH!
One of the model claimed that "pigoya" meant hungry in korean.
So we kept chanting and singing "pigoya" to the korean crews,
but no response!
I guess we were cheated afterall -.-


The yo yo me~


















The red carpeted runway, where we cat walked on.





























Me and dearest christabel


















This hot mongolia babe stands at freako 1.86m tall!
She's imported over here, in sg, for the fashion festival.

















I was the only pure chinese model there,
The 10 models were all practically pan-asians or caucasians >.<































Good bye models, good bye people, good bye korean crews.
Despite the hard work, it was a good pay off.
All in all, I had fun still!

Studio shoot with Fong and kakis





























Stairways to the heaven? No, stairways to the studio!






















































Really nice peeps to work with!
Filled with laughters throughout the shoot.
Even had a supper treat to the famous Char kway teow! Yum yum!














Then vroom vroom was I driven home!














Saw this car filled with stickers on the way back home.
So ah beng ehs? Ruined the entire car!

Sg's soccer cheerleading models

Geylang vs Gombak!

It was held at Jurong's stadium.
And we were on Gombak side.
But to our horror, geylang has got a huge team
of cheer leading members filled with guys!
They even had big drums and all.
And us? Only pathetic 8 petite models.
Our screams were easily outfought by their cheers!

Had my sis and huiyi along with me this time round.
It was quite tiring actually.
and to think we thought it's gonna be a breeze too.


























The stupid supporters of Gombak
who did not co-operate with us in cheering for the team.















And after the event ended,
Poof! Off we went to Mr Bean's Cafe~!

Nice food, big servings and totally affordable!






















































Supper was fully sponsored by our client!
And if u do realize, Yes! He is a celeb!
WOOHOOO! Lucky us!

Sometimes...

U get,

So sick of love songs
So sick of tears
So sick of wishes
So sick of promises

But at times...

U are so darn lucky,
U aint sick of none.

But u get,

So sick, yourself.

LIKE WTF?!

Baby's OCS social night!

Event was held at Mount Faber's Safra.
It wasn't as grand as I supposed though.
Just some shitty buffet with only 5 kinds of food
and costed my baby freaking 70 buckaros.
I was seriously expecting some shark fins or abalone out of somewhere.

I was lucky that I merely wore dress,
baby claimed that I had to wear those really grand gown -.-
I should be glad, otherwise I would have been called
the "frog from the well".

Every cadet were to bring a lady partner along for this event
and to my surprise, I actually met bel bel there!
Every lady was entitled to a lovely rose
Every couple was entitled, a copy each of our instant picture.
How sweet!
But appararently, we were supposed to stand around and socialize.
Like wtf right?

Luckily bel's partner was the organizer and we got the privellege
to be invited to sit around the front table and enjoy the best view of the performances as well as to rest our poor feets.

But not forgetting that we are the ones who ought
to tolerate the noise pollution coming from the front speakers.
U know, those wannabes performers who sang like
as though their lungs were still left in the toilet bowl?
























































Each platoon were to perform and baby's sang love songs.
I dig this pic as my baby looked like the main spotlight!
Hohoho, at least he is, always, in my eyes.


















After the event ended,
We, the ladies, had to help the buncha smelly boys take pictures -.-
Just drool at these hotties.
But I'm afraid, THE BEST OF THE BEST is already taken.
And i'm honoured to claim him, MINE (:



























Us + Leroy and gf

Spiders crawling on my blog!

Woohoo! My blog's seriously growing spider webbies!
But I don't care! Cuz I blog as I like.
And to those who are complaining and nagging me to blog,
As well as to those haters,
I'm not some entertainers ok,
I don't get paid to blog.
U wanna pay me?
Otherwise, tell u what,
I've been farting whole day.
U deserve a big smelly pukish fart of mine on your face, baby.

Anyhow, I've been pigging out too much lately!























































Though I've enjoyed many rides in my lifetime,
Sat in two different convertibles before,
Sad to mention, I've never been to a real hand-done car wash.
My first experience was in a mercs!
This malay guy really did his job very well.
Extremely commendable. He wiped and cleansed every single spot
like as though it's his own ass crack, i tell u.
And the fees is fuckarado cheapo can. 6 bucks only!
Jenson handed him a 10 buckaros note and
that witty twinny exclaimed:
"Keep the change!" Haha.. That forever irritating girl :X













Now looking back,
I finally realized why are there crazy fats starting to grow on me.
BYE PEOPLE,
I'M OFF TO KILL AND SLAUGHTER THOSE FATS.

Suntec IT show 2007

Initially was supposed to work for nikon,
but was way to lazy to get my butt down for casting.
So ended up accepting a last min. assignment from OKI.
People from Fujitsu were rather surprised as this was the
first time ever that OKI's engaging models.

Met lotsa hotties from this event,
I was practically oogling at them =.= Sounds so tiko!
Twinny was with sony,
and i kept disturbing her as I was free to run around,
while she's being trapped at the booth. hohoho.

All in all, it was fun with my partner ashley!
She's uber tall hence I kept naming her "Gao de".
With a height of 1.73,
she'd definitely suceeded in making me look like a dwarf >.<

Las Vegas Event at Upper Club!

Super grand place again! I love!
Totally smell of rich & class!




























Another event from me!
SUPER RELAXING JOB CAN!
Just stand at banker's side, smile and that's practically about it!


















Last but not least!
A picture of me and my girlies!
We were all in beautiful black gowns.

Stupid Juney kept insisting in standing in the middle!
Slap u ah biatch, I'm the cam owner k! lol. jkjk. I'm thy-dowager! :X

That explains the first candid shot.
We were arguing about positions & the cam man snapped -.-















Ahhhh.. Finally. LOVELY!